The Tale of the Lazy Blogger
Once upon a time, there was a lazy blogger. She didn't post anything on her blog for several days even though she didn't have to work much during that week. She just sat around at home browsing online and watching TV. Her readers were sad, especially her boyfriend, who tends to mention when she hasn't posted something (except for this time 'round, but that's probably because he's feeling sick this week).
The lazy blogger looked at her blog and said, "Don't worry, little guy. I'm almost done with my current read. You'll have content again soon."
And everyone in the land of Blogger was happy once again.